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BMH3 #371 – 4/13/2024: Ivanna Hairy Butt Chug and Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
When:
Saturday, April 13th TwentyTwentyFour
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go
• Manned Beer Check
Where:
WG Jones State Forest Trail Head
FM 1488, Conroe, TX 77384
30.234439755362769, -95.48216636441869
https://maps.app.goo.gl/EUXT8E2smgamgTsFA
Hares:
Ivanna Hairy Butt Chug
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
After a wonderful TXIH weekend it’s time to get back to regular life. So its Monkey time! It’s also tax time. Your hares for this weekend trail, Indiana Bones and Ivana, will punish you like the IRS. Are tax forms frustrating? Yep, so is this trail. Are tax laws confusing? Yep, so is this trail. You will cry like an auditors bitch, you will bleed like your bank account at tax time. Expect 1-1040 ish miles, several beer checks, some new trail marks and a possible pool ending.
Bring:
WATER, IT IS GETTING REALLY NICE OUT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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-=KatchUp=-
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