Brass Monkey #424 04/25/2026 Rocker Whore Trail for Just Jude’s Birfday!

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 Brass Monkey #424 04/25/2026 Rocker Whore Trail for Just Jude’s Birfday!

When: 

Saturday, April TwentyFifth, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where: 

Parking-Lake at Springwoods Village Nature Preserve

30.1029194624112, -95.45670659945951

 

Hares: 

Just Jude, Mouth Organ and Womb Raider

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Dress in your favorite Rocker Whore Leopard Print, Heavy Eyeliner, Smudged Makeup and Ripped Fishnets as we celebrate our favorite Rocker Just Jude’s Birfday! Be ready to relive your concert glory days with Mosh Pit and Sharpie Autographs checks, cheap booze and bad decisions. Like any good Hard Rock show we will get you wet and maybe bloody. Trail will be 3-4 miles of Shiggy, thorns and water crossings with at least 1 beer check. On-After will continue the Rockfest with a Karaoke room just for us Rocker Whores at Ale & Ivey!

Bring:

Something! The gods are mad at us for not having enough orgies to appease them. it is starting to get warm again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Probably a towel for drying off your wet feetsies

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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-=KatchUp=- 

Brass Monkey #423 04/11/2026 3rd Anal Tax Day trail hared by Ivanna and Indiana

 

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 Brass Monkey #423 04/11/2026 3rd Anal Tax Day trail hared by Ivanna and Indiana

When: 

Saturday, April Eleventh, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where: 

WG Jones State Forest Trail Head

West of peoples road on the south side of FM 1488, Conroe, TX 77384

30.23435910875069, -95.48216375765869

https://maps.app.goo.gl/7bMoz1LedpMqFTwM7

 

Hares: 

Ivanna Hairy Buttchug

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:Saturday will be the 3rd Anal Tax Day trail hared by Ivanna and Indiana yet again! Brass Monkeys should be dreading this trail almost as much as they dread filing their taxes! There will be accounting related hash marks, shiggy, water crossings, shot check AND beer check! What we will NOT have is a tunnel…unless we find one while laying trail 🐒! Just to honor the confusing nature of tax preparation, this will be B to A…sort of. Meet up is the end, we will transport everyone to trail start so don’t be late!!! Trail will include some shiggy that we have not hashed in for quite a long time, maybe even virgin territory for some hashers! There will be a pool on after with a taco bar, chips and queso, etc. BYO drinks to on after and a towel. If you need a swimsuit, bring one! Please RSVP so we know how much food to make!

Bring:

Water! it is starting to get warm again!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Probably a towel for drying off your wet feetsies

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-