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Monday, December 30, 2013

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 103



THE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION AMNESTY HASH

When: Saturday, January 4th 2014, 2:00pm!!!

Where: Kroger - 2301 Rayford Rd, Spring, TX 77386

Hare(s): London Fag & a special mystery hare (it's Tender Vittles)

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!

D'erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 north as far as exit 73 toward Rayford Rd/Sawdust Rd. Turn right onto Rayford Rd, Kroger is a few blocks down on the left. If you can't see it you will not survive the Vittles portion of trail.

Sidenote: This could be a revolutionary clusterfuck double pivot choose your own adventure trail. Decide betwixt a London Fag 2-3 mile wander through the wilderness and or an epic cross-state Tender Vittles ballbuster. Bring a passport and wear your Life Alert pendant. Switch trails at the midway beercheck if you get bored or tired.

Well there you heard it people, make it so!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591
London Fag's #: (832) 830-1107

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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