Tuesday, March 04, 2014

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 108 - Brass Monkey 3rd AИAL Green Dress

"The Only Event It Is Okay To Be Ginger"

Where: Cross Track Ice House; 200 Magnolia St., Spring, TX 77373

Time: 2:00 PM  3rd

Hares: MasturGator, EZ Chair, & I Fucked Your Dad.

On-After: Will be at Cross Tracks. Like the last 2 years they basically let us face rape this place and they sell us OE & OJ and Irish Beer. It is BYO-liquor. Be nice to the staff or they will cut you.

Sleeping/Banging: Super 8 at sawdust and 45 have $55 dollar rooms. It is best to not tell them who we are, we have reserved nothing and if you wait the price will probably go up due to the random spike of rooms selling. Address 24903 I-45 North, Spring, TX 77380

Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!


FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 north or Hardy Toll Road until you put one of the address above in your smart fun you lazy bastard.

Sidenote: Expect Shiggy, Beer Checks, Booze Checks, Beer Checks, Irish Car Bombs, Poorly timed Irish jokes, an on-after, green stool the next day, green spaghetti, bad grammar, wrestling singlets, awkward cross dressing, 40's, beer checks, un-awkward cross dressing, beer checks, some haberdashery associated, Updates will cum very soon. "Working to ensure your safety and ability to not remember at the same time".

Facebook event where you can find updated info: https://www.facebook.com/events/649060258488318/

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591
Easy Chair's#: (503) 939-4587
I F*cked Your Dad # (832) 594-6918

0n-0n Bitches,

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