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Tuesday, May 05, 2015

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 138 - The Mother's Day Weekend MILF Run!



When: Saturday, May 9th, at 4:00pm! Pack off at 4:30pm.

Where: George Mitchell Preserve,
AFTER 6000 Creekside Forest Drive, The Woodlands, TX 77389. (NOT EXACT ADDRESS).
Park at the Trailhead for George Mitchell Preserve after the round-about on the right. If parking is full there, park in the dirt parking lot to the right of the trailhead parking. ***WE ARE PUTTING ROB FLEMMING PARK AS WHERE BECAUSE IT IS CLOSE, THIS IS RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM THAT!**

Hares: The Land of MILF and Honey and EntrePORNer

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: Take I-45 North to Exit 70B for Spring-Stubner / Road-West. Take Spring Stubner going west for about 4 miles. Turn right onto Gosling Road and go for about 4 miles. Turn left into Creekside Forest Drive / Subdivision. Huge entrance on the left that says The Woodlands. Go to the traffic circle (round-about) and take first right onto Creekside Forest Drive. George Mitchell Preserve trailhead is on the right and a large dirt parking lot next to that.

Sidenote: FROM THE HARE: This is the 2nd Annual Brass Monkey MILF Run! Celebrate all MILFs and MILFs-to-be with a hash run over Mother’s Day weekend. Yes, in true mama monkey style, you will get into the shiggy and water. At the end, you will enjoy some chick pleasing foods like fruit, cheese, and other real food (along with the various orange food products. This is a MILF trail so of course, expect the vagina cupcakes!

Well, you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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