BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 151
When: Saturday,
November 7th, at ***2:00pm!***
Where: Welch Park,
Jacobs Lake Blvd, Conroe, TX 77384
Hares: Red Light
Special, Mighty Mighty Small Mouth, & 101 Donations
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for
haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of
course.
D’erections: From Houston,
take I-45 North towards Conroe and exit 81 to FM 1488 West (towards Magnolia).
Turn Right on Carriage Hills Blvd, Right on Jacobs Reserve Blvd, and then Left
on Jacobs Lake Blvd. The Park will be just to the right.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES:
Cum out and join us, Red Light Special, Mighty Mighty Small Mouth & 101 Donations,
as we attempt to stop drinking (hates lie) and maybe lay a trail or something.
You stumble upon three drunk and sultry
harriettes, all dripping wet and giving you the "look." They ask you
to cum and promise you moonshine and beer, what do you do? DUH, you follow them
into the woods and see what kind of trouble they can get you into. Because
brunettes and wood go together so well, expect us to make you pound the
pavement a tiny bit before following our trail of white stuff through some
shiggy and other stuff! As far as we know, there shouldn't be much water
crossing but trust us at your own risk.
We cannot vow to keep all of you alive but
please bring whistles just in case! Bring a vessel, bring cash (lap dances from
small bone are only $5), bug spray and a change of clothes.
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
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