BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 161
When: Saturday, March
26th, at ***2:30pm!*** NOTE THE TIME!
Where:
El Get Off Red Light Casa Boom Boom Room y
Cantina
210 Weatherly Way
Houston TX 77022
Hares: 50 Shades of Gay
& Where Do You Get Off!?!
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for
haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of
course.
D’erections:
From Houston: Take 610 towards Yale from
whatever direction you're cumming, then exit Yale and go North. Turn right on
Weatherly Way just north of Crosstimbers. Look for hookers. Boom.
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES:
Little bunny foo foo was hopping through the
forest. Picking up the Hashers and laying them on her bed. Down went their
trousers, up went their big rods, careful with he bunny teeth when she gave
them head.
Little bunny foo foo hopped upon the big
one. Rode it up and down until she broke the bed. When he shot his big load she
got quite distracted, instead of eating it she fingerpainted instead.
Cum one, cum all to the FIRST ever 50 Shades
of Gay Brass Monkey trail and Easter Sexxxtacular! Expect a medium shiggy trail
of around 4 miles in north Houston! Bring hash cash, a whistle, some bug spray,
a change of clothes (or not I don't care), and of course a thirst for beer!
Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you.
(P.S. We're not sorry).
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
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Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
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