Thursday, November 17, 2016



When: Saturday, November 19th, at ***2:00pm*** NOTE THE TIME, SHIT GETS DARK EARLY NOW!

Where: TX-242 and Lazy River Road
Conroe, TX (30.208720,-95.402325)

Hares: Bit-me Houston & Twinkle Toes

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

From Houston: Take I-45 North to Exit 79A for College Park Drive/Needham Road/TX-242. Turn right on TX-242 and go for about 3 miles. Right before you are about to cross a big bridge, there is a small road to the right past some chain-link fence that goes down and to the right, like it's going to go under the bridge, go there.

(From Where Do You Get Off)
If I told you that this queen of the night, is taking you far from Heartbreak Hotel and step by step deeper into the shiggy for one moment in time how will I know that you give good love? I got nothing. But all at once I look to you. So, exhale and let me know when you believe that I will always love you because my love is your love. And that love is shiggy. 3-4 miles of shiggy and beer is all the man that I need. This dog friendly trail is laid where I learned from the best when I didn't know my own strength. This whole experience is so emotional but I believe in you and me. So join me in the shiggy where I run to you with the greatest love of all and a million dollar bill. Oh and bring bug spray and $5 hash cash.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
Twinkle Toes' #: (661) 342-1679

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

No comments: