Wednesday, November 28, 2018



BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 231 - Womb Raider's Nightmare Before Xmas Trail!

When: Saturday, December 1st, at 2:00pm!

Where: SPRING CREEK GREENWAY
*There are several of these, pay attention to which one!*
Dead End, South End of Glen Loch Road,
Approximate Address is:
23915 Glen Loch Drive
Spring, TX 77380
(You can also Google Water Control & Imprv District on Glen Loch Road)

Hare: Womb Raider

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead-ends into I-45. Take Exit 73, Rayford / Sawdust Road. Take the feeder to the light and turn LEFT onto Sawdust Road. Continue past three lights, then turn LEFT on the fourth light where the Starbucks is, which is still Sawdust Road, it just turns. You will stay on this for several miles until it dead ends. You'll pass Wal-Mart, Sawmill Road, you'll go right, left, yadda yadda, and you go all the way until it dead ends onto Glen Loch Road (you'll see a Timber Lakes Timber Ridge Sign), turn LEFT. Go alllllllll the way to the dead end, and ta-dah!

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARE: Womb’s LAST TRAIL…. of the year! Since I couldn’t get it together for a Halloween trail I am going to try to make it up to y’all with a Nightmare before Xmas trail. Truthishly it’s really because I want an excuse to wear my Jack Skellington PJs in public. Feel free to don your best Jack or Sally attire or whatever random Xmas or Halloween stuff or PJs you feel like wearing (I know you probably won’t…I still love you). Trail will be just under 4 miles and almost all shiggy and runnable trails. There will be one beer check with GOOD craft beer! There will NOT be shot, vodka, or Steel Reserve checks (sorry not sorry). There will be several water crossings but I will do my best to keep them shallow and not drown the pack. Should be dog friendly for experienced hash pups. I am also planning on baking some Jack Skellington cupcakes or cookies for circle.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

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