BMH3 #390 – 01/04/2025: KatchUps Birthday Extravaganza

  

 

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BMH3 #390 – 01/04/2025: KatchUps' start the year off wet trail

When:

Saturday, January Fourth, TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

819 Timor Ln, Houston, TX 77090

https://maps.app.goo.gl/oKMGwxzVVyvEtK3k8
30.031972249684944, -95.45239987801945

Hares:

Ask Me Something Personal & KatchUp

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 

I would like to welcome everyone into the New Year with another amazing Birthday Trail. This years trail will have water, those backward facing thorns and a random ass dog sleeping in a decrepit, school? Yes that's right, I got all the things planned for this trail. It will be 3-5 miles in length with one water crossing so bring warm clothes for circle. I will be providing hot cider again this year so the water crossing should feel nice. I would say it's dog friendly but we do get close to some properties that aren't well fenced off and they do have dogs on property so be forewarned.

Bring:

HOT COCOA, IT IS COLD!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Titty McGee=-

BMH3 #389 – 12/21/2024: Donnie The Retards' Birfday Trail

 

 

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BMH3 #389 – 12/21/2024: Donnie The Retards' Birfday Trail

When:

Saturday, December Twentyfirst, TWentyTwentyFour
• Main Pack 1PM show, 1:30PM Go

Where:

Woodson's Local Tap + Kitchen (1488)
2330 FM 1488, The Woodlands, TX 77384
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Qrx4vwxLk2o7mz68A
30.231692855200069, -95.49920617809069

Hares:

Donnie the Retard

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: 

2 to 4ish miles of trails and shiggy. Water on trail is always possible so be unprepared as you normal would. No rain in the forecast, but we all know weather apps are fucking liars so who knows. Let's do this!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

BMH3 #388 – Womb Raider and Cocktor Spork's 2nd Anal nighttime lights trail?

  

 

 

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BMH3 #388 – Womb Raider and Cocktor Spork's 2nd Anal nighttime lights trail?

When:

Saturday, December Seventh TwoThousandTwentyFour
• Main Pack 1PM show, 1:30PM Go

Where:

Fox Springs Park, Spring, TX 77386
https://maps.app.goo.gl/2spBr6xuN77GQVc27

30.115476260769269, -95.40187903187869

Hares:

Cocktor Spork & Womb Raider

From the Hares:

This Saturday, Saturday, SATURDAY!  Join Womb Raider and Cocktor Spork for our second Anal nighttime lights trail! Except this year, it won't be at night, and there won't be lights. So yeah. That. 

Originally, we had planned a nighttime trail to cap off the last trail of the year, but that asshole Donnie the Retard snagged it for his birfday trail instead. So, with all the holiday chaos in full swing and people being booked every Saturday, we’ve decided to turn things up a notch with a 1:00pm trail instead so you can still be an early-afternoon asshole and get to your evening festivities!

Will it be live-laid? Maybe.

Will it be dead-laid? Maybe. 

Will it be laid at all? Also, maybe. 

You’ll just have to show up to find out! AT 1:00PM! Expect solid shiggy, a strong chance of rain (because, hares), potential water crossings depending on how the creeks look after the next few days of rain, at least one beer check, and the company of many fine assholes.

You won't wanna miss it! Be there or regret it forever!... or maybe not at all. But either way, be there at 1:00pm!!!!

0n-0n Bitches

Bring:

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,