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BMH3 #388 – Womb Raider and Cocktor Spork's 2nd Anal nighttime lights trail?

When:

Saturday, December Seventh TwoThousandTwentyFour
• Main Pack 1PM show, 1:30PM Go

Where:

Fox Springs Park, Spring, TX 77386
https://maps.app.goo.gl/2spBr6xuN77GQVc27

30.115476260769269, -95.40187903187869

Hares:

Cocktor Spork & Womb Raider

From the Hares:

This Saturday, Saturday, SATURDAY! Join Womb Raider and Cocktor Spork for our second Anal nighttime lights trail! Except this year, it won't be at night, and there won't be lights. So yeah. That.

Originally, we had planned a nighttime trail to cap off the last trail of the year, but that asshole Donnie the Retard snagged it for his birfday trail instead. So, with all the holiday chaos in full swing and people being booked every Saturday, we’ve decided to turn things up a notch with a 1:00pm trail instead so you can still be an early-afternoon asshole and get to your evening festivities!

Will it be live-laid? Maybe.

Will it be dead-laid? Maybe.

Will it be laid at all? Also, maybe.

You’ll just have to show up to find out! AT 1:00PM! Expect solid shiggy, a strong chance of rain (because, hares), potential water crossings depending on how the creeks look after the next few days of rain, at least one beer check, and the company of many fine assholes.

You won't wanna miss it! Be there or regret it forever!... or maybe not at all. But either way, be there at 1:00pm!!!!

0n-0n Bitches

Bring:

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n,

BRASS MONKEY Hash House Harriers

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