BMH3 #396 – 3/29/2025: 🐦 Goose’s Birthday Trail: Twice the Water, Twice the Regret 🐦

 

 

 

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BMH3 #396 – 3/29/2025: 🐦 Goose’s Birthday Trail: Twice the Water, Twice the Regret 🐦

When:

Saturday, March TwentyNinth TwentyTwentyfive
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

30.00034527391169, -95.53189054600269
Otherwise referred to as the Stub-Out Road attached to the parking lot of the Chase Bank located at:
8421 Cypresswood Dr,
Spring, TX 77379
https://maps.app.goo.gl/kBQnJQdyrYgthFLt6

Hares:

Fuck Fuck Goose

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
🐦 Goose’s Birthday Trail: Twice the Water, Twice the Regret 🐦

Listen up, you pack of dehydrated degenerates! This week’s trail is a celebration of Goose’s birthday, and in true half-mind fashion, we are honoring it with questionable decisions, mysterious mileage, and more moisture than your last date. That is right—you might get to swim twice: once on trail (surprise water crossing? flooded trail? Goose’s tears?) and again at a Pool On-After. Hydration is mandatory. Drowning is optional.

🎉 THE OCCASION:
Goose has survived another trip around the sun without being banned from trail, arrested (publicly), or declared legally deceased. Let us gather to pretend we like him, drink in his honor, and yell "ON-ON" like it means something.

🦆 THE TRAIL:
Maybe 3 miles. Maybe 10. Maybe it loops. Maybe you are the loop. Goose scouted it with one eye closed and a beer in hand, so bring your sense of direction and lower your expectations. Might have shiggy. Might not. Might be flat. Might be vertical. Might be a metaphor for life. Who knows? Who cares?

💦 POOL ON-AFTER:
Cool down your trail-stank in Goose’s pool.
🔥 BYOM – Bring Your Own Meat to grill
🍻 BYOB – Bring Your own Beverages
🍪 Some snacks may be provided, depending on how much Goose actually cares on Saturday
👙 Suits required – Yes, this is not your nudist colony fantasy. Goose’s spawn will be home.


Come out and celebrate our favorite feathered freak. You will sweat, you will swim, and you might survive. But either way, you will leave wetter, louder, and probably more confused than you arrived.

ON-ON, ya filthy animals!

From Misman: TRAIL STARTS AT 3PM!

Bring:

WATER, IT IS GETTING HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://signal.group/#CjQKIIalOA2myD7a6NUErlTmIA_iDCTrKoGL43hBJ7iRz17rEhBDput_QcfdV2rzWyvK5iZ6
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n,
-=Twinkle Toes=-

 

 

 

BMH3 #395 – 3/15/2025: Brass Monkey's 69th Analversary Green Dress Run!!

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BMH3 #395 – 3/15/2025: Brass Monkey's 69th Analversary Green Dress Run!!

When: 

Saturday, March Fifteenth TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 1:00 PM show, 1:30 PM Go

Where:

Montgomery County Preserve Trailhead
Off of Pruitt Rd, The Woodlands
30.112237,-95.451832

https://goo.gl/maps/6r4dcwmQTx7pzmUu8

Hares:

101 Donations
Save a Horse (Ride a Mole)
Just Jude (Our Virgin Hare!)

From The Hares:

It’s been 10 years since 101 Donations and Save a Horse (Ride a Mole) hosted a Green Dress Run during their Wedding Campout Extravaganza. This time, they’re dragging some fresh meat into the mix—our very own Virgin Hare, Just Jude!

Expect 4.69 miles of pure Brass Monkey trail magic, with 2 Bier checks to keep you moving. The 1st Bier check is at a bar, so bring some cash and try not to soak it before you order a drink. The 2nd Bier check? Who knows—probably a swamp, a ditch, or some other questionable choice.

Trail will be shiggy, as expected (expectations kept low as usual), and water crossings will be plentiful. So, if you want to keep your Green Dress pristine, maybe bring a backup. Or don’t. We don’t judge.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS Not cold anymore!

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D'erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

Sorry, can’t hear you. (P.S. We’re still not sorry.)

Signal Group: Join the Madness
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp’s #: (817) 235-6141

On-On!
-=Twinkle Toes=-