BMH3 #395 – 3/15/2025: Brass Monkey's 69th Analversary Green Dress Run!!

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BMH3 #395 – 3/15/2025: Brass Monkey's 69th Analversary Green Dress Run!!

When: 

Saturday, March Fifteenth TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 1:00 PM show, 1:30 PM Go

Where:

Montgomery County Preserve Trailhead
Off of Pruitt Rd, The Woodlands
30.112237,-95.451832

https://goo.gl/maps/6r4dcwmQTx7pzmUu8

Hares:

101 Donations
Save a Horse (Ride a Mole)
Just Jude (Our Virgin Hare!)

From The Hares:

It’s been 10 years since 101 Donations and Save a Horse (Ride a Mole) hosted a Green Dress Run during their Wedding Campout Extravaganza. This time, they’re dragging some fresh meat into the mix—our very own Virgin Hare, Just Jude!

Expect 4.69 miles of pure Brass Monkey trail magic, with 2 Bier checks to keep you moving. The 1st Bier check is at a bar, so bring some cash and try not to soak it before you order a drink. The 2nd Bier check? Who knows—probably a swamp, a ditch, or some other questionable choice.

Trail will be shiggy, as expected (expectations kept low as usual), and water crossings will be plentiful. So, if you want to keep your Green Dress pristine, maybe bring a backup. Or don’t. We don’t judge.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS Not cold anymore!

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.

Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D'erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

Sorry, can’t hear you. (P.S. We’re still not sorry.)

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On-On!
-=Twinkle Toes=-