BMH3 #402 – 6/21/2025: 🎉🐒 Dumb Cumpster & 5Foot Butthole’s Birthday Trail! 🐒🎉

 

 

 

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BMH3 #402 – 6/21/2025: 🎉🐒 Dumb Cumpster & 5Foot Butthole’s Birthday Trail! 🐒🎉

When:

Saturday, June TwentyFirst TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 230PM show, 3:00PM Go

Where:

Burroughs park back parking lot by the pavilion
9738 Hufsmith Rd, Tomball, TX 77375
https://maps.app.goo.gl/sC5Ng638ZMLJkD2a8
30.138116103787569, -95.57641697486269

Hares:

Dumb Cumpster & 5Foot Butthole

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
🗺️ Trail Deets:
• 3- to 4-ish miles of birthday chaos
• Expect shiggy, water crossings, and probably some regret
• Dog-friendly (as long as your dog can swim or heckle drunk hashers)
• 1 glorious beer check to hydrate your filthy soul

🎉 On-After:
💦 Pool party at 5Foot Butthole’s party palace
👙 BYOB | Bring a towel | Swimsuits optional
🍿 We’ll have snacks
🎯 Games galore: flippy cup, beer pong, darts, pool shenanigans, backyard games
🎶 Music, chaos. Bad decisions encouraged

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
For the on AFTER BYOB, BYOTOWEL!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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BMH3 #401 – 6/7/2025: Fuck Fuck Goose "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"

 

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 BMH3 #401 – 6/7/2025: Fuck Fuck Goose "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"

When:

Saturday, June Seventh TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Kohrville Elementary School
11600 Woodland Shore Dr, Tomball, TX 77375
https://maps.app.goo.gl/yrFxTjYYsz26kAHR8
30.04578027351469, -95.59155517687469

Hares:

Fuck Fuck Goose

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Trail Theme: "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"
Prepare yourself for possibly Goose’s best trail yet—or maybe his worst. What could possibly go wrong with being coerced into haring a Brass Monkey trail with only a couple of days to plan?  Goose has never laid the same trail twice, and does not plan to start now.

Heat Warning: Texas summer heat will be fierce and in the mid to high 90s, but don't worry—there will be THREE beer checks! Two will be your average on-trail cooler-o-beverages, and the beercheck closest to the halfway point (aka "the turn") will be at a full service establishment with A/C, food, water, and alcohol options; bring your ID and a form of payment. It should be a grand ole time.

Trail Length: About 10k-ish. Or longer. Or shorter. Beer check every 1.5 - 2.1 miles. Prepare yourself emotionally.

Terrain: Expect a little bit of everything—except permafrost, probably.

Pool On-After:

    Goose’s House

•     BYOE (Bring Your Own Everything): Including food, drinks, dignity, and whatever else you might require.
•     The Goose household grills are sadly out of propane and not available for use—plan accordingly.
•     Kid Alert: Children will be present in the house, so bathing suits are mandatory this time around. Apologies to the nudists in the group.

Note: Goose is aware that we prefer to not start or finish at Schools, for obvious reasons. Thanks to TXDoT—or whichever deity controls Highway 99— The originally planned on-start, the backup on-start, and the backup to the backup are all inaccessible as of Wednesday. Unfortunately, the school is the only place in the area without the risk of getting everyone’s vehicles towed.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT! - No seriously, it is hot now!

Swimsuit and anything you want to eat or drink at gooses POOL on after!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Signal Group: https://signal.group/#CjQKIIalOA2myD7a6NUErlTmIA_iDCTrKoGL43hBJ7iRz17rEhBDput_QcfdV2rzWyvK5iZ6
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

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-=Twinkle Toes=-