BMH3 #402 – 6/21/2025: 🎉🐒 Dumb Cumpster & 5Foot Butthole’s Birthday Trail! 🐒🎉

 

 

 

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BMH3 #402 – 6/21/2025: 🎉🐒 Dumb Cumpster & 5Foot Butthole’s Birthday Trail! 🐒🎉

When:

Saturday, June TwentyFirst TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 230PM show, 3:00PM Go

Where:

Burroughs park back parking lot by the pavilion
9738 Hufsmith Rd, Tomball, TX 77375
https://maps.app.goo.gl/sC5Ng638ZMLJkD2a8
30.138116103787569, -95.57641697486269

Hares:

Dumb Cumpster & 5Foot Butthole

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
🗺️ Trail Deets:
• 3- to 4-ish miles of birthday chaos
• Expect shiggy, water crossings, and probably some regret
• Dog-friendly (as long as your dog can swim or heckle drunk hashers)
• 1 glorious beer check to hydrate your filthy soul

🎉 On-After:
💦 Pool party at 5Foot Butthole’s party palace
👙 BYOB | Bring a towel | Swimsuits optional
🍿 We’ll have snacks
🎯 Games galore: flippy cup, beer pong, darts, pool shenanigans, backyard games
🎶 Music, chaos. Bad decisions encouraged

Bring:

WATER, IT IS HOT!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
For the on AFTER BYOB, BYOTOWEL!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


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