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BMH3 #415 – 12/20/2025: The Third Anal
Moon Over Monkies (MOM™️®️©️) Trail!!!
When:
·
Saturday,
December Twentieth, Twenty-Twenty-Five
·
7PM
Show, 7:30PM Go
·
Manned
Beer Check!
Where:
Tupelo Park
240
West Tupelo Green Circle, The Woodlands, TX 77389
30.147757,
-95.530644
4FX9+7X
Spring, Texas
https://maps.app.goo.gl/FZUBfXeJqvWkcaJs6
***It is all
street parking, look for assholes***
Hares:
Cocktor Spork & Womb Raider
Sidenote:
FROM THE
HARES: Welcome to
the final Brass Monkey trail of the year!
You have waited patiently, you have stood by with antici…………………………….pation,
standing fast for this moment. Now, it
is here. That’s right. The waitlist for your mom is over. This year’s MOM (Moon Over Monkies) Hash has
FINALLY arrived. Your hares, Cocktor
Spork and Womb Raider, aka Cocktor Womb, aka Spork Raider, aka Womb Spork…
wait, that sounds like you are trying to end a pregnancy. Well, in this economy, can you blame us? Anywhooooo, your hares will take you through
an evening-time urban run (with a dash of shiggy), to look at all the holiday
lights. Think of a sort of, “Lights In
The Heights”, but it’s in The Woodlands, so it’s actual rich people. We will attempt to mix in a bit of shiggy, so
bring a headlamp, or a candle, or a lighter, or something else that makes
light. You can expect one manned beer
check, and probably a fully grown man dressed as some kind of furry. May as well explore a new kink before the end
of the year! Don’t miss our final trail,
and use this is an excuse to get out of your house on a Saturday night while
all your in-laws are in town! (Last
minute Xmas shopping, works every time).
See you there, assholes!!
Bring:
·
WATER,
IT IS not cold yet!
·
Your
fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
· Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why:
Because you like drinking, period.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spork? Fucking put the where into your phone and get
your own directions.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
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Cocktor
Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n, Bitches -
Cocktor Spork
