BMH3 #415 – 12/20/2025: The Third Anal Moon Over Monkies (MOM ™️®️©️) Trail!!!

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BMH3 #415 – 12/20/2025: The Third Anal Moon Over Monkies (MOM™️®️©️) Trail!!!

 

When: 

·         Saturday, December Twentieth, Twenty-Twenty-Five

·         7PM Show, 7:30PM Go

·         Manned Beer Check!

 

Where: 

Tupelo Park

240 West Tupelo Green Circle, The Woodlands, TX  77389

30.147757, -95.530644

4FX9+7X Spring, Texas

https://maps.app.goo.gl/FZUBfXeJqvWkcaJs6

***It is all street parking, look for assholes***

 

Hares: 

Cocktor Spork & Womb Raider 

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: Welcome to the final Brass Monkey trail of the year!  You have waited patiently, you have stood by with antici…………………………….pation, standing fast for this moment.  Now, it is here.  That’s right.  The waitlist for your mom is over.  This year’s MOM (Moon Over Monkies) Hash has FINALLY arrived.  Your hares, Cocktor Spork and Womb Raider, aka Cocktor Womb, aka Spork Raider, aka Womb Spork… wait, that sounds like you are trying to end a pregnancy.  Well, in this economy, can you blame us?  Anywhooooo, your hares will take you through an evening-time urban run (with a dash of shiggy), to look at all the holiday lights.  Think of a sort of, “Lights In The Heights”, but it’s in The Woodlands, so it’s actual rich people.  We will attempt to mix in a bit of shiggy, so bring a headlamp, or a candle, or a lighter, or something else that makes light.  You can expect one manned beer check, and probably a fully grown man dressed as some kind of furry.  May as well explore a new kink before the end of the year!  Don’t miss our final trail, and use this is an excuse to get out of your house on a Saturday night while all your in-laws are in town!  (Last minute Xmas shopping, works every time).  See you there, assholes!!

 

Bring:

·         WATER, IT IS not cold yet!

·         Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 

·         Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle. 

Why:

Because you like drinking, period. 

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spork?  Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

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