BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 42

When: Saturday, September 3^rd, 2011, 4:00pm.

Where: Canoe Launch Parking Lot in Creekside Subdivision

The Woodlands, TX, 77380

(30° 8'33.20"N, 95°30'23.64"W)-ish

Hare: Cocktor Spork

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston . Go North on I-45 take exit 76 B (Woodlands Parkway) - keep going on Woodlands Parkway for approx. 3.69 miles then make a left at Gosling Road. You go approx. 1.70 miles then make a right onto Creekside Forrest Drive (it will be the first right after you crossover Spring Creek). Look for a "Canoe Launch" sign on your right and follow the dirt road to the parking area. Drive slow, there are several Pygmy crossings. If you hit the traffic circle in the Creekside subdivision you have gone too far.

Sidenote: This will be my 2^nd Anal Birfday run and I am FrEaKiNg excited; Plan on SHIGGY with some SHIGGY and possibly some SHIGGY if I can fit it in (No Homo). You can expect at least one beer check, possibly Jew checks (If you have ever done my Passover Easter Egg Hunts you know what those are), and possibly an Asian sighting or two *giggity*. If there is anyone that wants to come from out of town there is definite crash space between Chez Spork-Puss and the Retard Compound across the street. TONS of floor space if you just want to bring air-mattresses. My BIRFDAY is not actually until Sunday, September 4^th, so we will have to party through the night… DUH. It is dry as hell but I am going to try for water crossings so bring change of clothes, shoes, towel, sunscreen, sex toys and a hat. Questions? Comments? Concerns? More Cowbell? E-Mail me or something.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 41

"Masturgator and PMS' Virgin Hare"

When: Saturday August 20th, 2011, 4:00pm.

Where: Masturgator and PMS' House
7 Still Glen Court
The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hare(s): Masturgator, PMS, and Donnie The Retard

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course. TBA

D'erections: From Downtown take I-45 North and exit 76B (Woodlands Pkwy) go about three miles and make a left on S. Panther Creek Drive. Then make a left on Coralberry Rd a right on Yewleaf Rd then another right onto Still Glen Court and the house will be on your left.

Sidenote: Per our hare trail will be 4-5 miles w/ 50% shiggy. Still Glen Court is a narrow street so when parking please do not block traffic, other peoples driveways, and please try not park on other peoples grass. Feel free to park around the corner on Yewleaf as you are arriving.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 39

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 39


When: Saturday July 23rd, 2011, 4:00pm.

Where: Meyer Park
7700 Cypresswood Drive
Spring, TX 77379


Hare(s): Donnie The Retard & ESPN

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course. TBA

D'erections: From Downtown take I-45 North. Take exit 60C (North Sam Houston Pkwy West/ Sam Houston Tollway West/ Texas 8 Beltway West) go west away from IAH. Take Ella Blvd/Greens Crossing Blvd exit, but stay on the feeder then make a right on Veterans Memorial Drive. Stay on Veterans until it turns into Stuebner Airline Rd then about two miles after that make a left onto Cypresswood. There will be a light for Meyer Park with two parking lots on the right and left. Go into the left or South parking lot and we will be in the far right corner. If you are coming from the North the easiest way to get there is to exit Louetta Rd then take that to Stuebner Airline and make a left. Then make a right on Cypresswood Rd then a left into the Meyer Park parking lot.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 38

The "Flying Away Monkey" Hash

When: Saturday July 9th, 2011, 4:00pm.

Where: The Reserve at Sierra Pines Business Park
1585 Sawdust Rd.
The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare(s): Easy to Please & Twinkle Toes

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: Take I-45N to The Woodlands, TX
Exit Rayford/Sawdust number 73
Take a left on Sawdust
Go to the light after Chick-fil-A and turn left to continue on Sawdust
Go through the light at Sawmill
Look to your left for the Reserve at Sierra Pines Business Park after the light at Sawmill
Turn left into the business park
Park in the far back parking lot behind the building and near the duck pond (we don't want our cars visible from the road)

DO IT NOW.

TODAY is the last day to sign-up for housing for the VooDoo Monkey extravaganza!!! Hurry up and get a room you clowns!

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 37

When: Saturday June 25th, 2011, 4:00pm.

Where: Tailgators Pub & Grill
8000 HWY 242
The Woodlands, TX 77385

Hare(s): Cumrade Blumpkin & Burning Rubbers

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From downtown head North on I-45 take exit 79 (TX-242/College Park Dr/Needham Rd). Take the feeder road north and turn right into the shopping center on the corner of the I-45 feeder road and TX-242. Tailgators is at the end of the shopping center.

Note from Cumrade Blumpkin:  Wwwwhhhooooollly SHEEEYOT! Just scouted..... I'm a spent puppy. Cooked. For the small little area thats traversed... it's a mutherfucker. You will see other Hash trail, don't follow it or you will get got. There will be blood, mud, bugs, and suds. There will be random Russian items on trail, plus others... you will get wet. You will bleed cumrade red and get blumpkin brown.

We'll House You, My Pretties (but no damn dogs)

A BEAUTIFUL HOTEL HAS BEEN CHOSEN! FMU has provided us with a SPECTACULAR deal on rooms! Our housing with be a ½ block from Bourbon Street in the French Quarter. Sounds too good to be true? Make sure to read all the details! It is cheap like your mom!

There are 20 rooms blocked with a variety of configurations to help accommodate those with special needs and those who are just plain needy. Any rooms left unreserved will be released to the public on June 29th. Rates will no longer apply after that date.

The cut-off date for reserving a room is JUNE 29th.

You can call to make your reservation @ 1-800-366-2743 or you can register online at www.hotelstmarie.com , Make sure to identify yourself as a member of Monkey Voodoo if calling to make reservations. If making your reservations online the access code is
"MONKEY".

Once you've reserved your room please email EZ. We'd like a headcount of who is where and how many in the room. Also, if you are reserving a 4 person room and need a roommate or if you are looking for one, make sure to add that to the email. Make some friends! Share the love!

The rates (Tax has already been added!)

Deluxe room (King or double bed)
$86.75 each for two nights total (2 occupants)
$65.98 each for 2 nights (4 occupants)

Courtyard room (Double beds)
$102.57 each for two nights total (2 occupants)
$73.89 each for 2 nights (4 occupants)

Streetside room (Double Beds)
$125.17 each for two nights total (2 occupants)
$85.19 each for 2 nights (4 occupants)

Suite (King/Queen and Couch fold out)
$170.37 each for two nights total (2 occupants)
$107.79 each for 2 nights (4 occupants)

Rates are based on double occupancy and there is an additional $20 per extra guest. We all know how to get around that, don't we! PLEASE be respectful and not place too many people in one room as the maids will turn you in. If you book your room with a credit card (mandatory), your first night will be charged on July 22^nd and the rest will be due upon checkout. This is their room deposit system so that if someone doesn't cancel on time, their card is charged one night stay.

Hotel Amenities Include:
Swimming pool in our beautiful tropical courtyard
24 hour concierge service
24 hour bell service
24 hour valet (charges apply) $28 per day + tax. Other off street parking is available.
In-Room Coffeemakers
Complimentary USA Today and Times Picayune (Local news)
Photocopying and Facsimile services
Voice Mail
Complimentary Internet Access in Hotel Rooms & Wi-Fi in Public Spaces
Irons and hair dryers in every room
Complimentary in room safe deposit boxes
All guest rooms are non-smoking
Sorry, no pets allowed
Complimentary Continental Breakfast Served Dail

AGAIN, the cut-off date for reserving a room is JUNE 29th.

Voodoo Monkey - SAVE THE DATE!

The Brass Monkey H3 & Voodoo H3 Present:

The First Anal
VOODOO MONKEY

Cum one, cum all to the first anal Voodoo Monkey weekend of debauchery joint hosted by the Brass Monkey and Voodoo H3! We promise a weekend of hashing, drinking, pub crawling awesomeness complete with patches and t-shirts.

Where: New Orleans, LA
When: July 29-31, 2011
Why: Because you like drinking

Check back soon for more details!!!

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 35 "Kimchi Interhash"

When: Saturday May 28th, 2011, TBA.

Where: Majestic Rush, CO

Hare(s): Donnie The Retard

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: Your Ass.

D'erections: Sign up for Kimchi Interhash already http://www.kimchiinterhash.com/

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 34 "Catholic Guilt Hash"

When: Saturday May 14th, 2011, 4:00pm.

Where: Hermann Park (golf course parking lot on the east side)

Hare(s): Ring of Fire & Platterpuss

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From the North (Woodlands, Spring, etc), Take I-45 South, and Exit to 288 South. Follow 288 South and exit N MacGregor Way. Follow N MacGregor way, and turn Right on Cambridge. Follow Cambridge, and turn right on to Hermann Park Drive. We will be on the first parking lot on the right at the Golf Course. Otherwise look at a map.

 

Side note: Per our hares: Welcome to the Catholic Guilt hash! Wear your best catholic attire (nun, school girl, friar etc) and be prepared to repent for your sins. The weather looks great for running in short skirts, knee socks and penny loafers! Snacks and beer provided. The Grass Roots are playing at the Miller Outdoor Theater Sat. night starting at 8pm, so we are suggesting folks bring a picnic basket and change of clothes to sit on the hill and continue the party. Also there will be a keg of premium Southern Star brew and plenty of down down beer.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 32

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 32

When: Saturday April 16th, 2010, 1:00pm.

Where: Near the old Woodlands Athletic Club
11111 Winterberry Place
The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare(s): McCON-A-Gay (Loofa in another hash life)

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From downtown head North on I-45 take exit 73 (Rayford Rd/Sawdust Rd). Make a left at the light onto Rayford Rd/Sawdust Rd. Go about 2 miles (note: this road will turn into Grogans Mill Road after about a mile) then make a left on S. Millbend Drive. Take that just under a quarter mile and make a right on Winterberry Place there will be lots of parking.

BRASS MONKEY H3 # 3

When: Saturday April 2nd, 2011, 3:00pm

Where : Bear Branch Park

5200 Research Forest Dr.

The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hare(s): ESPN & Name My Vagina

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring : $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery: T-shirts $12 (super secret new T-shirts will be there for those that ordered them). Stickers $1, Patches $3, and a thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From Houston take I-45 North then take exit 77 (Lake Woodlands/Research Forest/Tamine Rd). Go 1.3 miles on feeder and make a left at the first light (Research Forest/Tamina Rd). Go 2.6 miles and Bear Branch Park will be on your right. When you turn into the parking lot we will be meeting in the parking area to the immediate left. If you can't find a spot there is additional parking to the right.

Side Note: This weekend the Houston Spring Campout is taking place. If you can make to that it will be a blast. Spork, ESPN, and I will will not be able to make it out for super lame work related reasons, but those that can go have a Brass Monkey before noon in our honor...ONON.

BRASS MONKEY H3 # 30 "The Dirty 30 Gingervitis Run"

When: Saturday March 19th, 2010, 3:00pm

Where : Old Riley Fuzzel Preserve

(In the parking lot by the Alligator Pond

Hare(s): Ez-2-Please

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring : $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery: T-shirts $12 (Only women's sizes left). Stickers $1, Patches $3, and a thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From Houston the easiest would be to take the Hardy Toll Road north exit Riley Fuzzel Rd. and make a right once you exit on Riley Fuzzel. Once you cross the bridge you will go .3 miles then you will make a left on Old Riley Fuzzel. This is almost parallel to the road you came in on so you will be heading towards the river. Once you come to the dead end there will be a parking lot on your right.

Side Note: Per Ez: "There will be ONE HUGE KEG OF PREMIUM BEER. 3-6 miles of delicious shiggy to punish the wannabe Warrior Dash. Revenge for the elephant grass from Spork and Donnie's run that left me scarred and unable to wear dresses. Red ginger wigs on trail to feel pretty. Premium beer prizes for the following: Creepiest Ginger Kid, Coolest looking warrior (better if you are Irish or kilted), Guessing ESPN's age. I reserve the right to make you cry like little girls. Wear green, wear orange, whatever you do, don't be ginger."

BRASS MONKEY H3 # 29 "Mardi Gras Hash"

When: Saturday March 5th, 2010, 2:00pm

Where : Puke and Tiny Bubble's House

951 Holiday Drive
Crystal Beach (Bolivar Peninsula), TX 77650

Hare(s): Horse Fli Drive Bi

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring : $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery: T-shirts $12 (Only women's sizes left). Stickers $1, Patches $3, and a thirst for beer of course. Also bring a couple extra dollars to chip in on some food (burgers) or bring your own food.

D'erections: There are two ways to get there Puke let me know it might be quicker to take I-10 to the Winnie (a town not a person) then take TX-124 through High Island and come in the back way. If not the standard way is via Galveston then you will have take the Port Bolivar-Galveston Ferry (http://www.houstontranstar.org/ferrywaittimes/ ) across. My suggestion is to google it.

Side Note: Per Puke: Looking at a start After the Parade,  Campout in yard or on beach in Emerald One, possible Hare...Horse fli drive bi...(Please e-mail me)..few have indicted they are coming Friday.evening...Bring tent...good cajun music at coconuts and Tiki..I'll bring two tents and cots have screened in under porch and will have a keg, (your input) I don't drink much beer any more, (calories) 5 dollar for beer..food is group decision and pot luck is suggested, a dish to share. The Mardi Gras parade will be starting at 11:30am and there will be a group of hashers watching it so come down early is f you can.

BRASS MONKEY H3 # 28

When: Saturday February 19th, 2010, 3:00pm

Where: CSI's House

8818 Rowan Lane

Houston, TX 77036

Hare(s): CSI & Twinkle Toes

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery: T-shirts $12 (Only women's sizes left). Stickers $1, Patches $3, and a thirst for beer of course

D'erections: From the north go south on I-45 take exit 60b and go west on Sam Houston Pkwy/Beltway 8 you are going to go all the way past I-10 and exit Bellaire. Turn left under the Beltway towards 59. Pass two stop lights and turn right on Pella (directly across the street from St. Agnes private school and if you hit the Fiesta on Gessner you've gone to far). Turn left at the second stop sign which will be Rowan lane. Casa de CSI will be about 2/3 a way down the street on the left.

Side Note: The Ononon will be put on by our gracious host CSI there will be food, beer pong table, hot tub, and crash space so please RSVP if you can so we can get a good count. Thanks

BRASS MONKEY H3 "1ST ANALVERSARY" PUB CRAWL

BRASS MONKEY H3 # 27 "1ST ANALVERSARY" PUB CRAWL

When: Saturday February 5th, 2010, 4:00pm

Where: The Gingerman

5607 Morningside Dr

Houston, TX 77005

Hare(s): Donnie The Retard & Mud In My Crick

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $3 that will go directly towards down down beer at the bar we will be circling at, comfortable shoes, and monkey attire is strongly encouraged.

D'erections: Here's the google maps link The Gingerman

Side Note: This is our "1st Analversary" and I would like to thank H4, EatMeH3, GH3, Austin H3, SAH3, and all the other hashes that have supported us through our first the year. The On On On (On-After) will be at the Texas Beer Fest PRE-PARTY which is conveniently located at the start point so any of you that had that event on your agenda should come out a little early and have some beers with the Brass Monkeys.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 26

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 26 "Back To High School" Run

When: Saturday January 22nd, 2010, 2:00pm

Where: HEB shopping center (near MW Cleaners)

10777 Kuykendahl Road

The Woodlands, TX 77382

Hare(s): Charity Fuck & Mud In My Crick

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12 only woman's sizes left), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston . Go North on I-45 take exit 76B (Woodlands Pkwy) and it will merge you onto Woodlands Pkwy. Take Woodlands Pkwy for about 6 miles then make a left on Kuykendahl Rd and the shopping center will be on your immediate right.

Side Note: The theme of this run is "Back To High School" and the hares request that you wear something that represents yourself in High School...Jocks, Nerds, Cheerleader...etc. As always this is obviously not required, but strongly encouraged.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 25

When: Saturday January 8th, 2010, 2:00pm

Where: Spring Acres Preserve\Spring Creek Greenway

23915 Glen Loch Drive

The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare(s): Donnie The Retard

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12 only woman's sizes left), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston . Go North on I-45 take exit 73 (Rayford Rd/Sawdust). Once you exit go to the light, (Rayford Rd/Sawdust) and turn left. Go straight and Rayford will turn into Grogans Mill Road, then you will make a left on S. Millbend Drive. Follow S. Millbend until it ends and make a right onto Sawdust Road. Follow Sawdust Road until it ends and make a left on Glen Loch Drive. Follow Glen Loch Drive until it dead ends and go ahead an park on either side of the road.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 24

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 24 "Screw Your Holiday, We'll Make Our Own" Hash On December 25th, 2010 5:00pm

When: Saturday December 25th, 2010, 5:00pm

Where: Cocktor Spork's House

28 Painted Sunset

The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare(s): Mud In My Crick & Cocktor Spork

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, FLASHLIGHT, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12 only woman's sizes left), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

Side Note: This run is the Brass Monkey's First Ever MOM "Moon Over Monkeys" Hash, our form of the Full Moon Hash. We were going to be doing a Pub Crawl on Xmas eve, but so many of you people out there such as Jews like myself, and non-Jews who don't like their families and want an excuse to not be with them, came out of the woodwork requesting a Hash on Xmas, so we felt we had to do it! It might possibly be a live hare, which would also be a first. Not sure yet, we'll see. Make sure to bring a FLASHLIGHT because they will not be provided. Also, bring stuff to bundle up in case its nippily.

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston . Go North on I-45 take exit 73 (Rayford Rd/Sawdust). Once you exit go to the light, Rayford Rd/Sawdust, and turn left. Go to your 3^rd light, Sawdust Road , and turn left. After you turn, go past your 1^st light and go to the 2^nd, Sawmill Road . Turn left on Sawmill Road . Stay in your left lane and turn left into your 1^st subdivision, Sunset Springs; the name of the street itself is actually Dreamweaver Circle . Pass the very first street that you see on your left and Spork's house is on the corner of the next street, Painted Sunset. If you go just past Painted Sunset, you can park in either the 1^st driveway on your right, which is Donnie The Retard's, or the 1^st driveway on the left, which is Spork's.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 23

"Chrismakkah Hash" On December 11th, 2010 2:00pm

When: Saturday December 11th, 2010, 2:00pm

Where: Papa's Ice House
314 Pruitt Road
Spring, TX 77380

Hare(s): Donnie The Retard

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12 only woman's sizes left), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

Side Note This run is the Brass Monkey's first ever Chrismakkah Hash honoring the holiday filled month of December. At circle we will be having a "Steal or Keep" gift exchange for those who would like to participate. For the gifts something alcohol related would be awesome, but feel free to bring whatever you would like. The cap will be 10 dollars or less. Participation is obviously not required, but strongly encouraged.

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston. Go North on I-45 take exit 73 (Rayford Rd/Sawdust). Once you exit onto the feeder stay to the left and do a U-turn underneath the freeway onto the feeder going south. Once on the southbound feeder stay right and make a right turn onto Pruitt (Pruitt is your second right with a Texaco station on the corner). Papa's will be on your right just past the strip mall.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 22

"La Mud in My Vagina Birthday Spork Run" On November 27th, 2010 2:00pm

When: Saturday November 27th, 2010, 2:00pm

Where: Walmart Supercenter
3040 College Park Dr
The Woodlands, TX 77384

Hare(s): Mud In My Crick, Name My Vagina, La Situación, and Cocktor Spork

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12 (only woman's sizes left), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

Side Note Name My Vagina and La Situación are celebrating there birthday's this weekend and it's almost Mud in my Cricks birthday plus its La Situación's virgin hare. Don't forget Spork who serving as the Jewish liaison to make certain the trail is Kosher. It is only a suggestion, but I think they should be showered with cheap bottles of booze (Boone's Farm, Mad Dog, Manischewitz Kosher Wine) from which we will make them drink during circle. Again only a suggestion. MUHAHAHA!!!

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston. Go North on I-45 take exit 79 (TX 242/College Park Drive/Needham Rd). Make a left at the light onto College Park Dr/TX 242 and Walmart will be in the large shopping center on your immediate right.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 21

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 21 On November 13th, 2010 2:00pm

When: Saturday November 13th, 2010, 2:00pm

Where: Canoe Launch Parking lot in Creekside subdivision
The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare(s): Dr. Stinkfinger

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12 (only woman's sizes left), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston. Go North on I-45 take exit 76 B (Woodlands Pkwy) keeping going on Woodlands parkway for approx. 3.75 miles then make a left at Gosling Road. You go approx. 1.70 miles then make a right onto Creekside Forrest Drive (it will be the first right after you crossover Spring Creek). Look for a "Canoe Launch" sign on your right and follow the dirt road to the parking area. If you hit the traffic circle in the Creekside subdivision you have gone to far.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 20

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 20 On October 30th, 2010 "Halloween Hash" 3:00pm

When: Saturday October 30th, 2010, 3:00pm

Where: Alden Bridge Sports Field
(Just before Green Bridge Dr on FM 242/College Park Drive)
WARNING: if you Google the address of the park it will provide you with incorrect directions. I have provided correct directions below.

Hare(s): Naughty Ice Box & Stickee Cheeks

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12 (only woman's sizes left), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

Side Note: This is a Halloween Hash so come dressed appropriately in your finest hash friendly costume. Naughty Ice Box told me there will be multiple beer stops and a prizes the top two costumes.

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston. Go North on I-45 take exit 79 (TX-242/College Park Dr/Needham Rd) then make a left onto TX-242 E/Needham Rd and go about 3 miles. Then make a U-Turn at Green Bridge Dr and the park will be on your right.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 19

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 19 On October 16th, 2010 time 3:00pm

When: Saturday October 16th, 2010, 3:00pm

Where: Tailgators Pub & Grill
8000 Highway 242 # 125
Conroe, TX 77385-4358

Hare(s): Donnie The Retard & Cocktor Spork

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12 (only woman's sizes left), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: Directions from Downtown Houston. Go North on I-45 take exit 79 (TX-242/College Park Dr/Needham Rd) then make a right onto TX-242 E/Needham Rd and Tailgators will be in the strip mall on your immediate right.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 18 "CrabMonkey" Hash

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 18 "CrabMonkey" Hash ON October 2nd, 2010 time :TBA

When: Saturday October 2nd, 2010, time: TBA

Where: Texas Crab Hash

Hare(s): Donnie The Retard, Dick The Boy Wonder, Cocktor Spork

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: Your Ass

D'erections: Go to Texas Crab Hash

Side Note: If you haven't signed up for Texas Crab Hash you are lame, but there's still time and here is the link. http://www.texascrabhash.com/

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 17

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 17 ON September 18th, 2010 4:00pm

When: Saturday September 18th, 2010, 4:00pm.

Where: Former Woodlands Athletic Club
11111 Winterberry Place
The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare(s): Twinkle Toes & Just Ryan

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12 (only woman's sizes left), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From downtown head North on I-45 take exit 73 (Rayford Rd/Sawdust Rd). Make a left at the light onto Rayford Rd/Sawdust Rd. Go about 2 miles (note: this road will turn into Grogans Mill Road after about a mile) then make a left on S. Millbend Drive. Take that just under a quarter mile and make a right on Winterberry Place the former Woodlands Athletic Club will be on your left.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 16

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 16

When: Saturday September 4th, 2010, 5:00pm.

Where: Sundance Park
3700 West Alden Bridge Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77382

Hare(s): Dr. Stink Finger

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12 (only women's sizes left), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From downtown head North on I-45 take exit 77 (Lake Woodlands/Research Forrest Dr/Tamina Dr). Stay on the feeder for just over a mile and make a left at the Research Forrest Dr/Tamina Road stop light. This will take you underneath the freeway follow Research Forrest all the way until it ends (6.5 miles or so) and then turns into Branch Crossing Dr . Once research ends the road will go left and then you are on Branch Crossing Dr. Go about a a half mile and make a right on Alden Bridge Dr. The park will be on your right.

Sidenote: There might possible be a pool for after circle so bring your bathing suit.

Updated: BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 15

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 15 ON August 21th, 2010 4:00pm

When: Saturday August 21th, 2010, 4:00pm.

Where: FM 1488 and Corporate Wood Dr (At the end Corporate Wood where it dead ends)

Hare(s): Little Pussy

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12 (only women's sizes left), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From downtown head North on I-45 take exit 81 (FM 1488) go just under 10 miles and Corporate Wood Drive will be on your right hand side. Make a right onto Corporate Wood Drive then follow it until it dead ends and park there. If you hit Superior Road/Crestview Blvd you have gone about a half mile too far.

Sidenote: Little pussy will be providing a turkey/eagle split so this should be pure shiggy.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 14

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 14 "The Lamest Pub Crawl Ever" ON August 7th, 2010 5:00pm

When: Saturday August 7th, 2010, 5:00pm.

Where: Chuy's (In the Bar)
18035 Interstate 45
Shenandoah, TX 77385-8717
(936) 321-4440

Hare(s): Donnie The Retard

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: Money for drinks at each of the stops...yes there will be more than one so I guess the pub crawl isn't completely lame.

D'erections: From downtown head North on I-45 take exit 77 (Lake Woodlands Dr/Research Forrest Dr/Tamina exit) stay on the feeder for 2.4 miles and Chuy's will be on your right. It is past Research Forrest/Tamina Rd and if you hit FM 242 you've gone to far.

Sidenote: We will provide some down down beer at the end for circle so there is no hash cash just bring money for your drink of choice at each bar. Because I am awesome and I felt like living up to my name I completely failed to provide a real trail for this weekend; however the Brass Monkey every other Saturday tradition must be kept alive so I give you "The Lamest Pub Crawl Ever".

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 13

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 13 ON July 24th, 2010 3:00pm

When: Saturday July 24th, 2010, 3:00pm.

Where: Cocktor Spork's House (Across the street from Donnie and ESPN's house)
28 Painted Sunset
The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hare(s): ESPN and Donnie The Retard

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too!!!

Bring: $5, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12 (only women's sizes left), Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From downtown head North on I-45 take exit 73 (Rayford/Sawdust) go left at the light which will take you underneath the freeway go straight for less than a mile then make a left onto Sawdust Road (3rd stop light). Follow Sawdust Road for less then a mile and make a Left on Sawmill Road (2nd stop light). Not the first opening, but the second opening in the center island/divider make a Left onto Dreamweaver Circle. Spork's house will be down on the left at the corner of Painted Sunset and Dreamweaver Circle.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 12 BMH3 / EATMEH3

"Yard Ralph's Birthday Run" ON July 10th, 2010 5:00pm

When: Saturday July 10th, 2010, 5:00pm.

Where:Rocky Creek Park \ Campground (Lake Somerville)
Park is at the intersection of FM 1948 and Rocky Creek Park Road
Burton, TX 77835

Hare(s): Yard Ralph

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too!!!

Bring: BYOB...$2 to get into park campground, $10 for a campsite if you choose to stay the night, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12, Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: This the link to the intersection where the Park\Campground is http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Rocky+Creek+Road+and+FM+1948&sll=30.298204,-96.550598&sspn=0.176968,0.362892&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Farm+to+Market+Road+1948+%26+Rocky+Creek+Park+Rd,+Burton,+Washington,+Texas+77835&z=16

SPECIAL SIDE NOTE If you want to come to this it would be best to RSVP because their will be food at the end and a head count is needed. Also if you would like to camp on Friday or Saturday contact me and I will let Yard Ralph know so she can reserve more campsites.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 11 "Superheroes"

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 11 "Superheroes" ON June 26th, 2010 5:00pm

When: Saturday June 26th, 2010, 5:00pm.(new start time)

Where: Creekwood Park
3833 South Panther Creek Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77381

Hare(s): Naughty Ice Box

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too!!!

Bring: $5, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12, Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: From downtown take I-45 North to exit 76B (Woodlands Pkwy). The ramp will merge you onto Woodlands Pkwy go 3 miles and you will make a left on S. Panther Creek Dr. The park will be half a mile down the road on the left.

SPECIAL SIDE NOTE This is Naughty Ice Box's virgin hare so lets all come out and have a great time. Because the Brass Monkey's love their themed runs Naughty Ice Box requests that everyone should come sporting your favorite "Superhero" attire.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 10

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 10 "SPORK'S BALLS OF FURY RUN" ON June 12, 2010 3:00pm

When: Saturday June12, 2010, 3:00pm.

Where: Kroger
6616 Fm 1488 Rd
Magnolia, TX 77354

Hare(s): Cocktor Spork

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too!!!

Bring: $5, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12, Stickers $1, Patches $3), thirst for beer of course.

D'erections: Coming from downtown go north on I-45 to exit 81 (FM 1488). Go west on 1488 for 2.7 miles and the Kroger will be on your right.

SPECIAL SIDE NOTE: This run will be celebrating the start of the World Cup which begins on Friday, June 11th. Wear Soccer Socks, Goalie Gloves, a Cup to protect your Balls Of Fury, your Favorite Teams Jersey/Shirt, or whatever else you can think of Soccer Related. BE CREATIVE PEOPLE! 

We will be gathering at the 7 Leagues Mexican Restaurant before the Hash to watch USA vs. England at 1:30 CST. You will pass this restaurant (it will be on your right) just before you come to the Kroger parking lot, but it has limited parking so parking in the Kroger lot is your best bet. Once the game completes around 3:00 PM, the hash will commence from the Kroger parking lot.

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 8 UPDATED!!!

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 8 "ESPN'S RED HEADED SLUT RUN" ON May 15, 2010 3:00pm

When: Saturday May 15, 2010, 3:00pm.

Where: Kroger
2301 Rayford Road
Spring, TX 77386

Hare(s): ESPN

Why: Because you like drinking with a little running mixed in too!!!There may be Red Headed Slut jello shots on trail woohoo!!

Bring: $5, shag bag(change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12, Stickers $1), thirst for beer of course.Bring a a few extra dollars for potential extra special beer stops other than the one to two we will provide. Wear a red wig to supper "Red Headed Sluts" across the world.

D'erections: Coming from downtown go north on I-45 to exit 73 (Rayford\Sawdust) and make a right at the light onto Rayford Road. Go 2.1 miles and the Kroger will be on your left hand side.