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Thursday, March 17, 2011

BRASS MONKEY H3 # 30 "The Dirty 30 Gingervitis Run"

When: Saturday March 19th, 2010, 3:00pm

Where : Old Riley Fuzzel Preserve
(In the parking lot by the Alligator Pond
Hare(s): Ez-2-Please

Why: Because you like drinking with a little shiggytastic running mixed in too.

Bring
: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), $$ for haberdashery: T-shirts $12 (Only women's sizes left). Stickers $1, Patches $3, and a thirst for beer of course.
D'erections: From Houston the easiest would be to take the Hardy Toll Road north exit Riley Fuzzel Rd. and make a right once you exit on Riley Fuzzel. Once you cross the bridge you will go .3 miles then you will make a left on Old Riley Fuzzel. This is almost parallel to the road you came in on so you will be heading towards the river. Once you come to the dead end there will be a parking lot on your right.

Side Note: Per Ez: "There will be ONE HUGE KEG OF PREMIUM BEER. 3-6 miles of delicious shiggy to punish the wannabe Warrior Dash. Revenge for the elephant grass from Spork and Donnie's run that left me scarred and unable to wear dresses. Red ginger wigs on trail to feel pretty. Premium beer prizes for the following: Creepiest Ginger Kid, Coolest looking warrior (better if you are Irish or kilted), Guessing ESPN's age. I reserve the right to make you cry like little girls. Wear green, wear orange, whatever you do, don't be ginger."

1 comment:

Unknown said...

hey brass monkeys!! I have an out of town hasher naked Any ole hole will do/The lesbian king from the Carolina Trash that is planning to come to TXIH. The cheapest flight he found is coming into Houston. I wanted to find out if he came on Thursday nigh if there could be a pick up for him at the airport and crash space after the Brass Monkey pub crawl, a ride to TXIH, and to the airport on Sunday. If you need references ask Net or Bob they will vouch for his stupidity. On On. Let me know as soon as you can. Thanks.