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BMH3 #434 - 09/12/2026 - Ask Me Something Personal & KatchUp 

When: 

Saturday, September Twelfth, TwentyTwentySix

Main Pack 3PM show, 3:30PM Go

Where:

Kroger Parking Lot East Side

2150 Spring Stuebner Rd, Spring, TX 77389

30.084819082187273, -95.4472120160876

https://maps.app.goo.gl/NQcgC2YF5NxYL7Az8

Hares: 

Ask Me Something Personal & KatchUp

Sidenote From The Hare:

This looks to be a fun trail. Looking at 3-4 miles with a nice beer check. There may be some water crossings since the rain has been absolutely amazing this week.

 

Bring:

Water to drink! it is HOT again!

TOWEL and Swimsuit for the POOL 

Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 

Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

A Shag bag, so you can have your stuff at the end!

Why: 

Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

Who do I look like, Spork?  Fucking put the address into your phone and get your own damn directions.

• Signal Group: https://tinyurl.com/BMHHH3CHAT
• Cocktor Spork's # (832) 372-5133
• KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork