BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 82 - "The 2nd Anal Green Dress Run"

When: Saturday, March 16, 2013

Where: Cross Track Ice House; 200 Magnolia St., Spring, TX 77373 (Old Town Spring)

Time: 2:00 PM

Hares: MasturGator & EZ-Chair

Bring: A slutty green dress, $5 for hash cash, shag bag, $$ for haberdashery, lube.

What to Expect:

·        Multiple beer/booze checks

·        A 2-5 mile trail that is dog friendly

·        Shiggy with possible shallow water crossings

·        Irish car bomb station with possible Irish Bus Bombs!

·        Multiple orgasms

·        Irish beer on trial

·        Gingers (Please keep on a leash when around civilians)

Some event haberdashery for sale at the event, and a dog friendly on after. 

The on after will be located in Old Town Spring. The hares have worked a deal out with the owner of a bar, who will allow brass monkey behavior and understands how “Special” we can get. The bar only has beer and wine but your cheap asses can bring in liquor and buy setups! There will be some slutty shots provided by your hares. Also, the owner has agreed to cook for the on after this year and sell us food like burgers and wieners. Not guaranteed to be veggie friendly.

I have some Brass Monkey 2nd Anal Green Dress T-Shirts & Patches that will be for sale at the event so bring money you cheap bastards.

Crash space will be made available for those who need it.

If you have any questions call MasturGator at 936-444-8591

THINGS TO KNOW: 

1. We will be doing a Friday Pre-Lube for the Green Dress. Probably Involving a Pub Crawl and possibly Spork’s mom.

2. If you’re staying the night Saturday, there will be a Prelube Saturday so plan on dropping your cars off and car pool to the event from the GatorSntach Motel.

3. The On-On after will be at the GatorSntach, bring your own everything. We will provide the bad influence.

4. The On-After will be at an Icehouse, bring money for beer. If you drink Liquor, bring a bottle and buy your setups there.

5. Where you going to Sleep? It will be a floor space kinda night I’m sure, but if you have a tent and want to have a place to bang, I would bring it and put it in my back yard.

Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591

0n-0n BITCHES!

Cocktor Spork