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Wednesday, November 06, 2013

BRASS MONKEY H3 RUN # 99



When: Saturday, November 9th, 2:00pm!!!
***PRE-LUBE AT Lone Pint Brewery AT 12:30!***

Where:
Magnolia Ridge Blvd, Magnolia, TX 77354
30.211932035163045,-95.738858347758651
**NOTE** Start point listed is for the PRE-LUBE, if you don't want to Pre-Lube, go to hell and follow the other one!

Hare(s): Heartache & Where Do You Get Off?

Why: Because you like drinking period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash and shag bag (change of clothes). $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $15, Stickers $1, Patches $3 & $4, Socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course!

D'erections:

FROM HOUSTON FOR PRE-LUBE: Take I-45 North to the Beltway and go West. Take 249 North and go all the way until it becomes FM 1774. Take FM 1774 until you hit RI Butler, then turn left. Turn right on Commerce Street. Also, you could just type "Lone Pint Brewery" into your damn phone and follow it.

FROM HOUSTON FOR TRAIL, NOT PRE-LUBE: take I-45 North to the Beltway and go West. Take 249 North and go all the way until it becomes FM 1774. Turn right onto FM 1488 East. Go until you hit Magnolia Ridge Blvd and turn right. Turn right again onto Magnolia Ridge Blvd. Then take 2nd left onto Magnolia Ridge Blvd. Boom.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES:
Does it burn when you pee?
Do you suffer from insomnia?
Do your bones ache when the weather changes?
Do you constantly find yourself complaining about crap that actually doesn’t bother you but you nag anyway to keep up appearances?
Are you eskimo brothers with Mick Jagger?

If you answered any of these questions, well let’s face it, you had nothing better to do…which is why you should join us for the 99th running of the BRASS MONKEY HASH HOUSE HARRIERS! As we embark on our 99th run (only a few shy from the number of rings you would find if you cut Heartache in half to determine his true biological age).

This (almost) milestone of a trail is straight out of the viagara triangle as we celebrate beer, boobs, and geriatrics! Join us for 3-4 shigtastic miles through awesome backwoods Magnolia!

PLEASE BE SURE TO WEAR BRIGHT COLORS. HUNTING SEASON IS NOW UPON US AND WE SAW THINGS THAT LOOKED SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE BLINDS OUT ON TRAIL. IF YOU WISH TO GO FULL RETARD YOU CAN FIND A DEER COSTUME AT FRANKEL’S COSTUME CO IN HOUSTON.

Questions, comments, concerns? Keep them to yourself…bah humbug! I mean “On-On”

Well there you heard it people, make it happen!

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
MasturGator's #: (936) 444-8591


0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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