Wednesday, July 27, 2016



When: Saturday, July 30th, at 4:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME!!!***

High Oaks Park
13100 Sawmill Rd.
(Street parking at Dead end of Sawmill)
The Woodlands, TX 77380 

Hares: Cocktor Spork, and at least one mystery hare!

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

From Houston: Head North on I-45 (or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into 45), take exit 73 (Rayford Rd./Sawdust Rd.). Turn left at your first light (Rayford/Sawdust) and go to the 4th light where Sawdust turns hard left past Burger King and before Starbucks. After turning left, go straight past first light and go to the second light, Sawmill Road, and turn left. Go allllll the way to the end, look for parking and hashers on the street. Don't park like a dick.

FROM THE HARES: Ladies & Gents, Boys and Girls, Castrated and other, I bring you the tiny-trail that could! Planned by Twinkle, hared by Spork (and a mystery slutty hare), this promises to be short, sweet, and light on diseases, which is more than can be said for some of the people we frequent with.

There will be at least one beer check, there will be water crossings, and depending on the rain, there may be a “Where’s a Jew to split the water” crossing. Bring a friend or two, and show them what hashing is all about! Expect shiggy, so wear your high socks, and expect to get dirty, so bring a change of clothes so we don’t have to smell your dirty ass in circle.

Cum beat the summer heat by drinking some cold beers with other likeminded people who also enjoy making fun of things they shouldn’t, hitting on people they shouldn’t, and trying to get through an event without getting breathalyzed! 

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

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