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Tuesday, August 09, 2016

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 171

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 171 – The Trail of Uncertainty!

When: Saturday, August 13th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME!!!***

Where: 
Jesse H. Jones Park & Nature Center
20634 Kenswick Dr, Humble, TX 77338

Hares: Where Do You Get Off? and KatchUp

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-69/59 North. Take the exit toward Bush Intercont'l Airport/Will Clayton Pkwy, then turn left on Will Clayton Prky. Go for a few then turn right onto Kenswick Drive, and go north. Take this all the way. When you enter the park you will go all the way to the last stop sign then take a LEFT. You will follow that all the way to the back of the park were the trail shall start.

Sidenote: 
FROM THE HARES: Cum one, cum all to the Trail of Uncertainty. Why uncertainty you may ask? Well that is because it is being hared by Where Do You Get Off? and KatchUp(The Uncertainty). Most of you who did KatchUp's last trail nearly died and/or were at least kicked out of the park before getting to do circle. So this time around Get Off will have one of those super awesome Monkey backpacks with a leash to keep KatchUp from going off and laying an Eagle trail of Death. What you can expect on this trail, Water crossings and a beer check. That's it, nothing else. The park we are starting at is unfortunately not dog friendly so DO NOT BRING YOUR CUTE DOG(s). 

Directions once you enter the park: 
When you enter the park you will go all the way to the last stop sign then take a LEFT. You will follow that all the way to the back of the park were the trail shall start.

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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