Friday, October 07, 2016

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 175

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 175

When: Saturday, October 8th, at ***3:00pm***

Where: Alden Bridge Sports Park
4751 FM 242/College Park Road
The Woodlands, TX 77382

Hares: Womb Raider

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 N or Hardy Toll Road to I-45 N. Exit on 79A TX 242 and turn left onto TX 242/ College Park Drive and go about three miles. Make a U-turn at Green Bridge Drive and the park will be on your right.

Sidenote:
We're not having a hurricane here, so come get drunk on beer and shame as we bring you this Brass Monkey trail! Thanks to a last minute step-in hare, Spork doesn't have to lay some trail of shame that may or may not get someone sold to some visiting Vietnamese hashing businessman. Thank you Womb Raider!! So now, notes from the hare!

FROM THE HARE: As a last minute hare I have a start, an end and a vague plan. Expect 3-4 miles of mostly shiggy and a possible water crossing or two. There will be one beer check and trail should be dog friendly.

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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