Thursday, November 16, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 204

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 204

When: Saturday, November 18th, at ***2:00pm!*** Note the start time due to daylight savings!***

Where: Spring Trails Visitor Center
2026 Spring Trails Bend
Spring, TX 77386

Hares: Aryan Sisterhood & Down Her Hatch

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: The I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road north; both of which you will take to TX-99, Grand Parkway.

If I-45: Take exit 70B toward Spring Stuebner/Rd-West, Turn right to merge onto TX-99, Exit onto Grand Parkway Frontage Rd/Riley Fuzzel Rd, Turn right onto Springs Trails Ridge, Turn right onto Spring Trails Bend.

If Hardy: Take the exit toward TX-99, Keep right at the fork and merge onto TX-99, Exit onto Grand Parkway Frontage Rd/Riley Fuzzel Rd, Turn right onto Springs Trails Ridge, Turn right onto Spring Trails Bend.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARE: Cum drink and be thankful this Saturday with your Brass Monkey Hash family before having to deal with your "real" families this Thanksgiving.  Down Her Hatch will get you wet and Aryan Sisterhood will get you dirty.  Expect 4 miles of shiggy and creeks, so bring a change of clothes so you aren't a disgusting piece of crap in circle.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork



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