When: Saturday, July 19th, at 4:00pm!
Where: Terramont Park
8500
Terramont Drive
The
Woodlands, TX 77382
Hares: Prom Night Dumpster Baby & Red Light Special
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Exit onto Woodlands Parkway (Exit 76), and take that westbound for about 7-8 miles, then turn right onto Branch Crossing Drive. Go straight for 1-2 miles then look for Terramont Drive on your left, BOOM!
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Red Light Èspecial and Prom Night Dumpster Bebè Present to you: Red Light Prom Night Trail. Where are you slutty dreams cum true.
Cum one, cum all and most especially cum often in a slutty dress of your choice. It will be a Shig-Fucking-Tastic trail with shiggy, shiggy, shiggy. It is dog friendly, but it isn’t cat friendly (your pussy will definitely get wet). Shiggy socks are definitely recommended, we saw minimal PI on trail, but be prepared we are in Houston in the summer.
Well, you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
Hares: Prom Night Dumpster Baby & Red Light Special
Why: Because you like drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into I-45. Exit onto Woodlands Parkway (Exit 76), and take that westbound for about 7-8 miles, then turn right onto Branch Crossing Drive. Go straight for 1-2 miles then look for Terramont Drive on your left, BOOM!
Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: Red Light Èspecial and Prom Night Dumpster Bebè Present to you: Red Light Prom Night Trail. Where are you slutty dreams cum true.
Cum one, cum all and most especially cum often in a slutty dress of your choice. It will be a Shig-Fucking-Tastic trail with shiggy, shiggy, shiggy. It is dog friendly, but it isn’t cat friendly (your pussy will definitely get wet). Shiggy socks are definitely recommended, we saw minimal PI on trail, but be prepared we are in Houston in the summer.
Well, you heard it people, make it happen!
Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork
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