Thursday, December 18, 2014


When: Saturday, December 20th, at 2:00pm! 

Where: Tailgators
8000 Texas 242
The Woodlands, TX 77385

Hares: Donnie the Retard and London Fag

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

From Houston: Go North on I-45 or Hardy Toll Road until it dead ends into 45 and take it North and thake it to exit 79A toward College Park Drive/Needham Road/Texas 242. When you exit turn right into the shopping center on your right side on the corner of the feeder road and College Park Drive/Needham Road/Texas 242. Boom.

Sidenote: Plan on a shiggy-tasitc trail taking you through the non-existent-currently-but-one-day-hobo-camps and see the sights of some trailtracks where you can have one of your own Stand By Me moments! Wear your high socks and probably some wild boar and snake repellent. Make sure to bring a change of clothes and $$$ for on-after. Seriously though, bring a change of clothes and shoes/sandals, you are going to stink. This is going to be the last trail of 2014, let us all say goodbye by getting fucked up and enjoying non-urban hashing!!!!!!! (It better be...)

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

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