BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 154

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 154

When: Saturday, December 19th, at ***2:00pm!***

Where: Rob Flemming Park
6055 Creekside Forest Drive 
The Woodlands, TX 77389

Hares: Donnie The Retard, London Fag, & Mud In My Crick (Maybe, it's Mud, you never know.)

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $12), stickers $1, patches $3, thirst for beer of course.

D’erections: From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road North until it dead ends into I-45. Take exit 76B for Woodlands Parkway. Take Woodlands Parkway for 3-4 miles until you get to Golsing Road, then turn left. Take Gosling for about 2 miles and turn right into Creekside Forest Drive. Go until you hit the Traffic circle, take the 1st exit and stay on Creekside Forest Drive. 

Sidenote: FROM THE HARES: What happens when two bleeding-heart liberals, and one blood-in-his-underwear independent get drunk and lost in the woods together? 

Tune in on Saturday at 2pm and help with the search party.

You hares are....

The enigmatic Mud In My Crick
The elegant London Fag
and
The enormous Donny The Retard. 

Expect an old school Brass Monkey, which means a shitty, er shiggy trail, short and sweet, with at least one beer check. mud may or may not show up, because Mud, so at least two hares, one of which speaks funny, and the other is London Fag. Celebrating all of their birthdays, make sure to help them regret living this long, so come out and get them drunk!

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

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