BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 195
When: Saturday, July
15, at 3:00pm!
Where: Sundance Park
700 West Alden Bridge Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77382.
Hares: Dr. Stinkfinger
& KatchUp
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash
cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for
haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst
for beer of course.
D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll
Road until it runs into I-45, and exit TX-242 W/College Park Drive; you'll have
the option to pay for the toll bridge, or you can exit and just turn left for
free. Take 242 west until you hit Green Bridge Drive, then turn left. Take that
until it hits Research Forest Drive, then turn right. Take that ot Branch
Crossing Drive, then turn left. Take that to South Alden Bridge Drive, and turn
right. Boom, the park will be on your right.
Sidenote:
It's that time of year, Dr. Stinkfinger is
laying his trail! However, this year, for some reason, he's decided he is going
to bring KatchUp along for the ride. Will he teach him how to be a good hare?
Will he teach him how to get a girl? Will he kill him? We will put out a poll
for votes and go from there. Expect 3-4 miles shiggy and a POOL ending! Rule
#1: You will be at someone's house, so don't be a prick. Bring a bathing suit
and change of clothes, because you *cannot* go into the pool wearing your dirty
trail clothes. Why? That would make you a prick. And remember rule #1? Yeah.
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975
Cocktor
Spork
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