Wednesday, December 26, 2018

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 233 - Choker Stroker's Birfday Trail!



BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 233 - Choker Stroker's Birfday Trail!

When: Saturday, December 29th, at 2:00pm!

Where: Rob Flemming Park
6055 Creekside Forest Dr, 
The Woodlands, TX 77389

Hare: Choker Stroker

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 north exit 70B towards Spring Stuebner and turn left onto Grand Parkway. Exit Grand Parkway on Gosling and turn right. Continue on Gosling until you reach Creeekside Forest Drive then turn left. At the round about take the first exit on Creekside Forest Dr. Look for assholes.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARE: It's my BIRFDAY TRAIL!! Last trail of the year, I'll try not to fuck it up! Should be 3.5-4 miles. It’ll be dog friendly and as far as it getting wet goes there’s 80% chance of rain today and tomorrow as well as Saturday. If the rain is too heavy it might turn into ... something else... haha not trying to relay trail multiple times. I’m gonna go lay Saturday morning and hopefully the rain isn’t too knarly, but we shall see! Expect at least one beer check.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork

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