BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 253 - Aryan Sisterhood's Birfday Trail!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 253 - Aryan Sisterhood's Birfday Trail!

When: Saturday, October 5th, at 3:00pm!

Where: *New Start Location*
31220 Birnham Road Drive
Spring, TX 77386

Hares: Aryan Sisterhood

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes, you'll get dirty), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent (if applicable), sunscreen, $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road to the Grand Parkway (TX-99), then go East - that means right.  Exit Birnham Woods Dr and turn left on Birnham woods Dr. 

Sidenote:

*NOT* FROM THE HARE: Well, what can I say?  it's Aryan Sisterhood.  That means he made it another year without dying.  As surprising as that is, he still doesn't appear to have any illegitimate children, and hasn't made any additional life choices that would put him on an even worse path than he's already catapulting down.  Now, it's possible there is a small village of goosestepping, pony-tailed blondes wondering around the Canadian tundra somewhere that he is responsible for, but really there are only so many things we really know about him, so let's just move on to what we can "expect" from this trail.  Firstishly, he wanted to start from a school.  Apparently 50 yards to him is optional during weekends, but after discussing, we decided that wasn't best, and Megan's Law agreed.  So, we're starting from a park, with at least one beer check, and according to him, a shit-ton of virgin shiggy. We shall see.  You can expect water crossings, and knowing him, some other dangerous shit.  It's gonna be warm, so hydrate your ass off, and make sure to bring bug spray!  That's all the info I have, so you'll just have to wait and see what kind of fuckery this trail will bring.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

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0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork