BRASS
MONKEY H3 R*N # 258 - Donnie the Retard's 40th Birfday!
When: Saturday, December
14th, at 2:00pm!
Where: Bear Branch Sports
Fields
5205 Research Forest Drive
The Woodlands, TX 77381
Hares: Donnie the Retard
Why: Because you like
drinking, period.
Bring: $5 for hash cash,
shag bag, warm clothes, bug spray, PI repellent (if applicable), $$ for
haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of
course.
D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 North or Hardy until
it dead-ends into I-45 to exit 77 toward Lake Woodlands Dr/Research Forest
Dr/Tamina Rd. Go to the light and turn
left on Research Forest Drive. Go for
about 3.0 miles, then turn left into the Bear Branch Sports Park just past
Shadowbend Place. Look for assholes.
Sidenote:
FROM THE HARE: Come celebrate Donnie's 40th
birthday by coming and drinking 40s. The theme of this trail is drink more, run
less. There will be a plethora of tasty treats geared towards reducing sobriety
and beating your liver. Come on down and take a stroll through all the magical,
swanky shiggy the Hoodlands has to offer.
What’s the worst that could happen? We shall
see…
Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't
hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)
Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141
0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor
Spork
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