BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 261 - Croc of Aryan Maybe Gets Us Killed

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 261 - Croc of Aryan Maybe Gets Us Killed

When: Saturday, January 25th, at 2:00pm!

Where: *Under a Creepy Bridge*

Riley Fuzzel Road

Spring, TX 77386

Google Maps: 4JMX+JR Porter, Texas

(30.134616, -95.350272)

Hares: Aryan Sisterhood and Croc of Shit

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag, warm clothes, bug spray, PI repellent (if applicable), $$ for haberdashery: shirts from $15+, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Take I-45 or the Hardy Toll Road to to 99 East, exit Townsen Blvd, and stay on the feeder until you reach a U-turn underpass. Park next to assholes. Becomes Early Light Court. Look for assholes.

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARE:

Gather Round Shiggy Lovers it’s time for another croc of aryan’s specialty: fresh, homegrown, msg free shiggy. There will be less mosquitos (gotta leave room for the west side), there will be no hunters, there will be lots of holesum fun. Join us for a great trail with at least one beer check and circle beers provided by Eureka Heights Brewery.

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork