Brass Monkey #418 01/31/26 Penis Fly Crap's Fuck Off Trail

 

 

 

 

 

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 Brass Monkey #418 01/31/26 Penis Fly Crap's Fuck Off Trail

When: 

Saturday, January Thirty-first, TwentyTwentySix
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where: 

1080 Pruitt Rd., The Woodlands 

All the way to the west side of the softball parking lot

30.115644799439669, -95.45788575428069
https://maps.app.goo.gl/aFFSFbpU5J3gFjzs5

 

Hares: 

Penis Fly Crap

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES: After 7 trails and 4 years of pushing the boundaries of what a Brass Monkey trail could be, Penis Fly Crap is haring one last time before leaving town. Expect an A-B trail in the heart of Monkey Territory with 3 miles of the type of shiggy you sick fucks love.

Bring:

WARM CLOTHES, IT IS likely to be cold! especially after the sun gets low.
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own. 
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.

Probably a towel for drying off your wet feetsies

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:
FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.


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