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Tuesday, August 23, 2016

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 172

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 172

When: Saturday, August 27th, at 3:00pm! ***NOTE THE TIME!!!***

Where: 
George Mitchell Nature Preserve - Creekside Trailhead
(Rough Address)
6055 Creekside Forest Drive, The Woodlands, TX

Hares: Womb Raider & Just Allison

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for Haberdashery: T-shirts $20, stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North to Exit 70B for Spring-Stubner / Road-West. Take Spring Stubner going west for about 4 miles. Turn right onto Gosling Road and go for about 4 miles. Turn left into Creekside Forest Drive / Subdivision. Huge entrance on the left that says The Woodlands. Go to the traffic circle (round-about) and take first right onto Creekside Forest Drive. George Mitchell Preserve trailhead is on the right and a large dirt parking lot next to that. Park at the Trailhead for George Mitchell Preserve after the round-about on the right. If parking is full there, park in the dirt parking lot to the right of the trailhead parking. ***WE ARE PUTTING ROB FLEMMING PARK AS WHERE BECAUSE IT IS CLOSE, THIS IS RIGHT DOWN THE STREET FROM THAT!** 

Sidenote: 
FROM THE HARES: As I am a lazy hare and prefer to only lay trails within a 5 mile radius of my house, trail will start at the George Mitchell Nature Preserve Creekside trailhead. It will be a 3-4 mile mix of mostly shiggy, a bit of runnable trail, and a bit of pavement. Since I have a secret not so secret desire to get you wet and make you bleed, there will be at least one water crossing, briars and thorns. With all the rain and rain to cum expect a glorious soggy muddy mess. Besides the usual snakes, spiders and deer you may also get to see a Ford pickup that is possibly more redneck than my Chevy. There will be at least one beer check with good craft beer. Trail is doggy friendly so bring your friends with wagging tails.

Questions? Comments? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry).

Cocktor Spork’s #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off?'s #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork


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