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Friday, May 05, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 190 - The Monkeys Invade Texas InterHash!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 190 - The Monkeys Invade Texas InterHash!

When: Texas InterHash Weekend! - Drinko de Mayo - Seventho de Mayo

Where: Sherwood Forest Faire, 1883 Old Hwy 20, McDade, TX 78650

Hare: A fuckton of people.

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: Your TXIH rego'd ass!... and probably a vessel!

D’erections: 
From Houston: Drive like two fucking hours west, boom.

Sidenote:
IT'S TEXAS FUCKING INTERHASH!!! That means it’s time to pack up, and roll out – and do some seedy shit along the way! If you’re rego’d for Texas InterHash, listen up!! If you’re not rego’d for TXIH, have fun… doing your…. I don’t know, whatever lame people do. 

Texas InterHash is being thrown by Huzzah H3, and it looks to be fucking amazing! Some things to remember:
• We are guests, so don’t be a prick.
• Thank your hosts, they did a ton of shit for you! 
• Clean up after your damn self

That about sums it up, so try not to be a fuckup! Or be a fuckup, but in a good way, like when you fart loudly on accident, but the time and place is perfect.

There will be a Brass Monkey RA’d circle on Saturday at some point – I could tell you what is on the schedule, but it isn’t laminated, so it really doesn’t count. That’s just science, kids.
Remember: YOU CAN ONLY DO THIS IF YOU ARE REGO’D FOR TEXAS INTERHASH. IF YOU ARE NOT REGO’D FOR TEXAS INTERHASH AND YOU TRY TO SHOW UP FOR THIS, WE WILL TRY TO MAKE A JOUSTING LANCE DISAPPEAR USING ONLY YOUR HELP!

So cum one, cum all, to TEXAS INTERHASH, and don’t be a prick!

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork


1 comment:

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