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Wednesday, May 31, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 192 - The MF Trail

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 192 - The MF Trail

When: Saturday, June 3rd, at 3:00pm!

Where: Black Jack Lane, Magnolia, TX 77354

Hares: Womb Raider & Dr. Stinkfinger

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take Hardy Toll Rd N or I-45 N to exit 76B/ Woodlands Parkway. Woodlands Parkway to Branch Crossing Dr (~6.5 miles), LEFT at Branch Crossing Dr (~1 mile), LEFT at Red Bay Cir (~1 mile), RIGHT at Burr Oak Trace then RIGHT on Black Jack Ln. Look for hashers and park on side of Black Jack Ln.

Sidenote:
FROM THE HARES: This is the MF trail, a shortened version of the MILF trail in name only. Dr Stinkfinger has scouted out a glorious 3.5 to 4.5 mile trail of lovely shiggy, thorns and water crossings. Trail is dog friendly. In typical Womb Raider style there will be at least one manned beer check with good craft beer. Expect some homemade baked goods for circle too.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004
Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork

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