BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 193 - Red Light Special & Outside Cat's BIRFDAY TRAIL!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 193 - Red Light Special & Outside Cat's BIRFDAY TRAIL!

When: Saturday, June 17, at 3:00pm!

Where: Walmart Supercenter

1025 Sawdust Road

The Woodlands, TX 77380

Hares: Red Light Special & Outside Cat

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:

From Houston: Take Hardy Toll Rd N or I-45 N to exit 73 for Rayford Raod / Sawdust Road. Turn left at the light (Sawdust Road), and go past three lights. Sawdust will turn hard left at the Starbucks, past the Burger King, turn left with it. After you turn left onto Sawdust, you will veer right, and the Walmart will be on your left. Look for assholes.

Sidenote:

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and... mmmmmmm, boys. Sorry, where was I? Step right up for the one, the only RED LIGHT SPECIAL & OUTSIDE CAT BIRFDAY RUN! It's the time of year that you can expect something poorly laid that will probably not get you laid at all - but you might get scabies, or possibly ticks. You can expect a shiggy trail with at least ONE beer check! Plan for water crossings and grossness thanks to recent rain, so make sure to bring a change of clothes for circle and on-after! These hares have been scouting hard, er eScouting, one of them, so surely this trail will be in contention for best trail of the year!

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133

Where Do You Get Off's #: (281) 608-0004

Red Light Special's #: (832) 484-9975

0n-0n Bitches,

Cocktor Spork