Tuesday, December 12, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 206 - Redneck Abortion & Mud in My Crick's BIRFDAY Trail!

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 206 - Redneck Abortion & Mud in My Crick's BIRFDAY Trail!

When: Saturday, December 16th, at ***2:00pm!*** Note the start time due to daylight savings!***

Where: CHI St. Luke's Health
2255 E Mossy Oaks Rd, Spring, TX 77389
*Park away from the building in the parking lot closest to Mossy Oaks and Holsworth.*

Hares: Redneck Abortion & Mud in My Crick

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $5 for hash cash, shag bag (change of clothes), BUG SPRAY, PI repellent, $$ for haberdashery (T-shirts $20), stickers $1, patches $3, socks $10, and a thirst for beer of course.

D’erections:
From Houston: Take I-45 North or Hardy Toll Road North to the Grand Parkway / TX-99 ramp/feeder - you don't need to actually get on 99! Take it west (that's left), then turn right on Holzwarth Road. Will be on your right. Park away from the building in the parking lot closest to Mossy Oaks and Holsworth.

Sidenote:
This is the BIRFDAY run for both Redneck Abortion & Mud in My Crick. It's hard to imagine celebrating such a thing, but alas, here we are. According to the hares (and their lies), you can expect 3-4 miles of mostly shiggy with at least one beer check. Give the hares, you can also bet you are going to get dirty as much as possible in mud, water crossings, or general yuckyness - so bring a change of clothes!

What’s the worst that could happen? We shall see…

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Sorry, can't hear you. (P.S. We're not sorry.)

Cocktor Spork's #: (832) 372-5133
KatchUp's #: (817) 235-6141

0n-0n Bitches,
Cocktor Spork


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