Saturday, December 23, 2017

BRASS MONKEY H3 R*N # 207: Cows in Spaaaace, now with Monkeys!

When: Saturday, December 30th, at ***5:00pm!***

Where: Eleanor Tinsley Park
18-3600 Allen Parkway
Houston, TX 77019

Hares: Myseld and Vagineer

Why: Because you like drinking, period.

Bring: $2 Hash Cash! (Don't get used to this Monkeys!)

D’erections:
From The Woodlands: Take I-45 south and exit 47A for Allen Parkway. Will be on your right pretty damn quick.

Sidenote From Platterpuss:
The" MastRUbation in Space Trail" has morphed into the new "Cows in Spaaaace Trail!" and this year we are adding Monkeys into the debauchery! Combining the traditions of Space City H3, MOOOOUSTON H3, and The Brass Monkey H3, we will orbit Houston at unheard of speeds in search of beer and other intoxicating substances.

Trail will be around 4 miles with two beer checks. Munchies and down down beer will be provided for circle, so bring $2 hash cash.
Start is at Elanor Tinsley Park at 5pm. Use the parking spaces along Allen Parkway between the skate park and the Federal Reserve Building.

Other equipment you will need: Headlamp, ID, money for beer check(s), change of clothes, coyote repellent, space suit with your own oxygen supply, drinking vessel, Mae West, deck of cards for quarantine, etc...

Trail is dog friendly, and on-after location should be as well (will confirm)


See you there!

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