BMH3 #394 – 3/1/2025: Womb Raider and Indiana Bones!

 

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 BMH3 #394 – 3/1/2025: Womb Raider and Indiana Bones!

When:

Saturday, March First TwentyTwentyFive
• Main Pack 2PM show, 2:30PM Go

Where:

That parking lot at the dead end of Old Riley Fuzzel Rd.
30.09344365472669, -95.40542051117569
https://maps.app.goo.gl/bcthLy6QYQfL3esV7

Hares:

Womb Raider
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon

Sidenote:

FROM THE HARES:
Months ago, I had fantasies of exotic virgin trails for my Birthday. As the time closed in, I realized that I was inherently lazy and would rather drink and nap than scout. Expect a pleasant jaunt through familiar territory punctuated with possible water crossings and at least one manned beer check with good beer and hard seltzers. Probably no shot checks because I’m old “now” and that shit gets dangerous. But hares lie and Indiana is my co-hare so who knows. Trail will be at least 3 but less than 5 miles.

Bring:

WATER, IT IS Not cold anymore!
Your fucking self and everything you need to survive a trail on your own.
Drinking vessels for Brass Monkeys at circle.
Why: Because you like drinking, period.

D’erections:

FROM HOUSTON: Who do I look like, Spōrk? Fucking put the where into your phone and get your own directions.

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